Mark this on your calendars if you have any hope of succeeding:
When: February 12.
Where: Authors Electric blog: http://authorselectric.blogspot.com
What: A magnum of Dom Perignon in the form of a new post entitled: Give My Tootsie Role a Hug. A mindblowing, true account--containing a great deal of bubbly--about the greatest untold scandal in the history of publishing. I'm proud to have been part of it and look forward to sharing top secrets that may help you break into print.
See you there!
--How you too can change past negative perceptions and be seen with a fresh eye.
--How you can get a Good Address.
--Why you're better off ignoring agents' demands for your bio.
--Why you should refuse to speak with, even meet, any agent until they're officially handling your work.
And, while you're at it, learn the Almighty Shockeroo--all on February 12!